tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55186864763515098672024-03-23T13:14:26.362+03:00penzi letuAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.comBlogger69125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-50811913895929211112015-06-22T09:37:00.002+03:002015-06-22T09:37:14.339+03:00ni za leo bado za motoMapenzi ni kitu kisichotabirika, ndio maana kila mwenye KUPENDA au KUPENDWA hana uhakika na PENZI lake kwa yule AMPENDAE, Muda wote huhisi anasalitiwa. PENZI Ni kama JENGO lililokosa NGUZO muda wowote unahisi litadondoka... Usinielewe vibaya sikukatazi KUPENDA au KUPENDWA, ila tazama wapi UMEPENDA au UMEPENDWA.kilalakher kwa umpendae<br />
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"Japokuwa"<br />
"Kuku" "Haogi" "Yai" "Lake" "Litabaki" "Kuwa" "Jeupe" "Tu" "Namaanisha"<br />
"Kuwa"<br />
"Hata" "Kama" "Ukiona"<br />
"Nipo" ""KIMYA"" Muda"<br />
"Mrefu" ""UPENDO"" "Wangu" "Kwako"<br />
"""Bado"""<br />
"Uko" Pale pale!!!!!<br />
Usijali<br />
"Tupo Pamoja" "Kwa" "Asilimia 100%".<br />
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We Kipepeo,<br />
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Ruka, nenda upesi usichelewe.Tua kwa heshima mbele ya huyu nimpendaye. Sema naye kwa upole, chonde usimsumbue. Mwambie nipo salama ila namuwaza sana. Umwambie nampenda kamwe sitamsahau. Kisha umuage kwa kumwambia nakutak(......)<br />
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Tone la mvua huonekana dogo sana, lakini kwa mwenye kiu hulisubiri kwa hamu kubwa. Sms ni kitu kidogo, lakini huonyesha mahali fulani yupo mtu ANAYEKUPENDA, ANAKUKUMBUKA, ANAKUOMBEA,<br />
ANAKUJALI na,<br />
ANAKUTAKIA mafanikio mema<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-85138249978409349642015-06-12T18:12:00.002+03:002015-06-12T18:12:20.672+03:00ladha za sms kwa wako kipenzi<div style="text-align: center;">
"CHAI" bila sukari hainyweki.</div>
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"ASALI" bila nyuki haitengenezeki.</div>
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"PETE" bila kidole haivaliki.</div>
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Na "MIMI" bila ya kukusalimia wala siridhiki! mwidiwe mpase pokea maneno yafuatayo "I LOVE YOU" pokea my lovely kiss "MWAAAAAAA" my best wishes </div>
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mtumie umpendae</div>
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kama na mm nimo nirudishie.</div>
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Hii ni mbegu bora inaitwa UPENDO ipande kwa ndg zako,na pale utakapokuta imeota imwagilie maji ya FURAHA,iwekee kivuli cha USHIRIKIANO, ipalilie kwa jembe la KUSAMEHE, iwekee mbolea ya AMANI, ipige dawa ya NENO LA MUNGU, itakayoua wadudu wote waharibifu kama ubinafsi, chuki, wivu, dharau, unafki, kiburi, choyo, tamaa na fitna kwenye mmea huu, MMEA HUU (UPENDO) UENDELEE KUWA MCHE BORA KULIKO YOTE KTK MAISHA YAKO SIKU ZOTE.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-41455832226063112522015-05-19T11:41:00.003+03:002015-05-19T11:41:23.049+03:00sms kwa umpendayeewe kwangu ni kila kitu,<br />
sipendi kuyaona machozi yako mpenzi wangu!<br />
Sogea nikufute na unirudishe tena mikononi mwako,<br />
nakupenda sana dear!<br />
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*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Wewe ni taa kwangu imulikayo gizani,<br />
nakupenda sana mpenzi wangu wa moyo,<br />
utakuwa wangu siku dear!<br />
Kosa nililofanya ni kwa bahati mbaya,<br />
naomba unisamehe na ninaahidi<br />
kutorudia tena katika penzi letu!<br />
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*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
Mawingu yametanda napanda kwenye kitanda,<br />
macho nayaangaza,<br />
taratibu navuta shuka na kujitanda,<br />
mishumaa pembezoni inaniangaza,<br />
mziki laini wanibembeleza kitu pekee nilichokikosa<br />
ni joto lako na vijimambo vyako kunako kitanda!<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
Mawingu yametanda napanda kwenye kitanda,<br />
macho nayaangaza, taratibu navuta shuka na kujitanda,<br />
mishumaa pembezoni inaniangaza,<br />
mziki laini wanibembeleza kitu pekee nilichokikosa<br />
ni joto lako na vijimambo vyako kunako kitanda!<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
Niliumbwa kwa ajili yako, mbele yako<br />
nitakushika mkono, nikuonyesha sayari yangu,<br />
pendo langu la undani,<br />
na nitakUHESHIMU milele mpenzi wangu.<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
Katika nyuso za dunia, na kati ya miamba ya jangwani,<br />
Kuna SAUTI! Neno la pendo lako liotapo karibu yangu.<br />
Ni zaidi ya roho iendayo safarini.<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
Uzuri wako hung'ara kuendana na matendo yako,<br />
Ushupavu, upole, ujasiri na uchambuzi wa kweli,<br />
kwa yote yajayo mbeleni mwako.<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Umbo lako kama sayari, lizungukapo umbile la jua<br />
ni kama upendo wa thamani usioweza kuuzika.<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
Nakupenda usiku na mchana<br />
Nakuwaza siku zote za maisha yangu<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Napenda ufahamu kuwa wewe ndiye nikupendae tu<br />
Uzuri wako sio sababu ya mimi kukupenda<br />
Ila nakupenda kwa matendo yako na jinsi ulivyoumbika.<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Tambua kuwa nakujali<br />
Furahia kwamba nitakuwa na wewe<br />
Katika siku zote za maisha yangu<br />
Nitakupenda bila kikomo milele<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Nafsi yangu inafurahia ya kwamba<br />
wewe ndio chaguo langu, ubavu wangu<br />
tabasamu usoni mwangu ndio siri ya<br />
pendo lako kwangu<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Nakuomba usiondoke, bali ubaki nami<br />
Kwani wewe ndiye kamilisho la maisha<br />
Yangu kwa sasa na siku za usoni<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Njoo pendo langu nikutembeze<br />
katika milango ya furaha<br />
Nikuwakilishe mbele ya majamaa zangu<br />
Nikuonjeshe asali ya pendo langu<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Usimpende mtu tuu kwa sababu uko mpweke<br />
Au kwa sababu ana pesa, kwa sababu upendo<br />
Sio pesa wala siluhisho la matakwa yako.<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Rafiki wa kweli hudhaminiwa kama familia<br />
Pendo la kweli humaanisha, kupenda kweli<br />
Kumlinda, kumjali, kuvumilia na kusameana<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Kumbuka kuwa wewe ni wangu<br />
Kitulizo cha moyo wangu<br />
Kwenye shida na raha<br />
Wewe ni sehemu ya maisha yangu milele<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Ewe mwanga angaza mboni ya penzi letu<br />
Ndilo sababu ya nguvu yangu<br />
Tangulia pembeni mwa macho yake<br />
Asubuhi hii hadi usiku ujao<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Uamkapo nitakupa langu tabasamu<br />
Ukweli wa moyo utawale roho yako<br />
Kwani macho yako ndo uzuri kwangu<br />
Nakupenda sasa na milele kipenzi changu<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Nitaenda mbali Zaidi ya maono yako<br />
Safarini nitajenga hekalu la pendo letu<br />
Nitapuliza filimbi kama ishara ya utambulisho wako<br />
Na mwanzo wa sherehe ya ndoa yetu<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Natambua ugumu wa mapenzi<br />
Mengi ni matamu, mengine ni machachu<br />
Ila nakusihi usikate tamaa ya kunipenda kimoyo<br />
*°·.¸¸.° ♥ °·.¸¸.°*<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-67180870912914453242015-05-06T13:48:00.001+03:002015-05-06T13:48:02.708+03:00sms maridhawaKatika nyuso za dunia, na kati ya miamba ya jangwani,<br />
Kuna SAUTI! Neno la pendo lako liotapo karibu yangu.<br />
Ni zaidi ya roho iendayo safarini.<br />
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Uzuri wako hung'ara kuendana na matendo yako,<br />
Ushupavu, upole, ujasiri na uchambuzi wa kweli,<br />
kwa yote yajayo mbeleni mwako.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-55012701522373863242015-05-06T12:53:00.002+03:002015-05-06T12:53:34.647+03:00fikra hutawala mtima wangu<span class="fullpost">
Fikra hutawala mtima wangu,
Kwa madhila yalojaa duniani,
Kwa muhali wa yanayojiri,
Kwa machweo na mawio,
Kwa totoro ama nuruni,
Nao moyo hukosa ukamilifu,
Kwa utashi wa zake hisia,
Zinipazo sababu kuu,
Ya upendo juu yako,
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Ya kukufanya daima uwe,
Mawazoni mwangu.
Mawazoni ama ndotoni,
Daima wewe hutawala,
Kila asubuhi niamkapo,
Nao usiku nilalapo,
U chakula changu akilini,
Nalo tulizo langu moyoni,
Daima huuwaza upekee,
Wewe uliojaaliwa,
Na hivyo naihisi furaha,
Daima wewe uwapo,
Mawazoni mwangu.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-34009412872798358832015-05-06T12:52:00.000+03:002015-05-06T12:52:03.219+03:00story fupi ya kimapenzi<span class="fullpost">
Kulikuwa na vipepeo wawili waliokuwa wanapendana sana, siku 1 waliamua kucheza mchezo wa mahaba. Waliweka ua na walipanga kesho ambaye atakuja mapema na kukaa juu ya UA, atakuwa anampenda mwenzake zaidi. Asubuhi kipepeo dume alienda mapema sana na kukaa juu ya UA.
Masikini kumbe jike alifika tangu jana kumwonesha mpenzi wake ni jinsi gani anavyompenda...!!
Jee...!! wewe, utamuonesha nini umpendaye ili aone ni kiac gani
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-69792973957479134672015-02-12T13:23:00.002+03:002015-02-12T13:23:13.989+03:00ITAKUA" Kama "NDOTO<div class="MsoNormal">
ITAKUA" Kama "NDOTO" Pale "MOYO"
Wangu Utakapozima Kama "MSHUMAA" Uliopulizwa Kwa Upepo. Utatamani
Niamke Angalau Usikie "SAUTI" Yangu Lakini Utakuwa umesha chelewa,
''KILIO' 'HUZUNI' SIMANZI'' na "MAJONZI zitakuwa zimetanda ktk KUTA za
MOYO wako MACHOZI Yatakutoka kila utakapo kumbuka ucheshi WANGU kwako na MOYO
Utakuwa Mpweke kila utakapoiona namba YANGU Kwenye simu YAKO Utatamani uifute ila ROHO Itakuuma
kwa KUWA Umenizoea Hivyo Jaribu Kufurahia Uwepo WANGU Kabla Sijatoweka Dunian
Ata Chura Ujua Umuhim Wa Maji Pindi Yanapo Kauka Tuishi Kwa Aman Na Upendo
Maish Ya Dunian Ni Mafupi%</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-81712467327685959752015-02-12T13:10:00.002+03:002015-02-12T13:10:48.356+03:00moyo upendao kwa dhati. <div style="text-align: center;">
moyo upendao kwa dhati. </div>
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haujalish ni kababu au chapat.</div>
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n wng wa upendo wenye tarakimu kama somo la hisabati.</div>
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kumpata akupandae kwa dhati pia hyo n bahati.</div>
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nimfikiriaye kwa sasa nahc anaupendo wa dhati.</div>
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Nitashukuru anikaribishe naye nimuonyeshe upendo wa dhat.</div>
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Huu ni ukaribisho wa penzi la dhati.</div>
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wenye wing wa furaha na Lenye pendo la kitanashati.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-49183046072081990202014-12-26T09:56:00.001+03:002014-12-26T09:56:22.863+03:00kiu yangu<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Ingawa mwaka umekwisha, mawazo yangu katu sitobadilisha, amini ni wewe pekee unayenipagawisha, hakika kwa penzi lako kiu yangu katu haitakwisha!</b><span class="fullpost">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-40394950981006142892014-10-06T16:04:00.001+03:002014-10-06T16:04:51.610+03:00Pendo la kweli<p>Pendo la kweli ni hisia zilizomo moyoni ambazo sauyi yake haisikiki isipokuwa kwa akupendae kwa dhati.</p>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-35657593443171492232014-06-24T21:26:00.002+03:002014-06-24T21:26:28.492+03:00umri wa mnazi <div style="text-align: center;">
Mungu akupe umri wa mnazi uishi mingi miaka.</div>
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Akupe thamani ya mnazi kila kitu chatumika.</div>
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Kuanzia kuti lake mpaka kwenye kidaka.</div>
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Kitale katikati yake ukila utaridhika.</div>
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Matamu na maji yake hukata kiu haraka.</div>
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Weupe watui lake lina ladha ukipika.</div>
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Kupaka mafuta yake mwili hulainika.</div>
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Na kwenye machicha yake kazi nying hufanyika.</div>
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Hata na upepo wake uvumapo utacheka.</div>
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Sikijui kitu chake kipi kisichotumika.usiku mwema</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-67929170619108530832014-06-22T15:54:00.001+03:002014-06-22T15:54:10.579+03:00NAKUPENDA sana<div style="text-align: center;">
Naomba niwe CHOZI ndani ya JICHO lako,</div>
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Nikitoka tu NIDONDOKE kwenye SHAVU lako, </div>
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Ukinipangusa NIGANDE kwenye KIGANJA chako,</div>
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Kwa sababu NAKUPENDA sana</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-46545376321412769512014-06-21T08:46:00.003+03:002014-06-21T08:46:32.653+03:00 Licha ya upole ulionao!<div style="text-align: center;">
Licha ya upole ulionao! Pia upendo wako ndio kishawishi cha kunifanya nikukumbuke siku zote. Jiulize! nina namba za watu wangapi ktk cmu yangu,na bado sijatamani kujua hali zao ila wewe! kwa kuwa, nakuthamini nakukujali, ndiyo maana nakutakia, J'MOSI NJEMA</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-67783199592256282014-06-14T22:09:00.002+03:002014-06-14T22:14:06.771+03:00chemsha Akili chemsha akili kidogo...!! then unipe jibu . nguo inauzwa 10000/= huna pesa ukaendakukopa kwa dada 5000/= na kaka 5000/= jumla 10000/= ukaenda dukani ukaomba upunguziwe ukauziwa 9700/= ukabakiwa na 300 ukapunguza deni kaka yako ukampa 100 dada ukampa 100 ukabaki na 100 jumla kaka akawa anakudai 4900 na dada 4900 ukijumlisha unapata 9800/= ukiongeza na 100 yako uliyobakinayo unapata 9900/=je? 100 iko wapi?<span class="fullpost">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-76526738787001991112014-06-07T23:57:00.000+03:002014-06-07T23:57:15.399+03:00kwa umpendaye<div style="text-align: center;">
Naomba niwe CHOZI ndani ya JICHO lako,</div>
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Nikitoka tu NIDONDOKE kwenye SHAVU lako, </div>
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Ukinipangusa NIGANDE kwenye KIGANJA chako,</div>
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Kwa sababu NAKUPENDA sana wangu mahabuba</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-78030366409573567502014-06-07T23:53:00.003+03:002014-06-14T22:10:17.654+03:00vunja<div style="text-align: center;">
Mama: Mwanangu hebu mpigie simu baba yako mwambie chakula tayari.</div>
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Mtoto: Sawa mama</div>
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Basi mtoto akampigia simu babayake lakini hakumpata</div>
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Mtoto: Mama simpati</div>
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Mama: Basi subiri kama baada ya dakika tano mpigie tena inawezekana ni mambo ya network hayo.</div>
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Baada ya dakika tano mtoto akampigia tena baba yake</div>
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Mtoto:Mama mimi baba simpati simu yenyewe anapokea mwanamke</div>
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Mama: kha! sawa mwanangu niachie mimi hili suala wewe nenda kale.</div>
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Baada kama ya dakika30 baba akabisha hodi akakaribishwa na bonge la kibao hajakaa vizuri akapigwa na sufuria mara mwiko ikawa ni balaa kwa kwenda mbele mume akazidiwa mara majirani wakaja kuamulia ugomvi,lakini majirani walipofika wakakamkuta mume yuko chini ya sofa hoi bin taabani</div>
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Mama: Hivi we wa kunifanyia mimi hiviyaani unakwenda kwa wanawake zako na kuniacha mimi hapa nyumbani? mwanangu hebu waambie majirani yule mwanamke alipo pokea simu alisemaje?</div>
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Mtoto: Alisema simu uliyopiga kwa sasa haipatikani jaribu tena baadae!</div>
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NICE WAYS OF ANSWERING BORING QUESTIONS.</div>
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-1st Q: Unaenda tao na hii mvua?</div>
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A: Hapana. Naenda na ile ingine!</div>
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-2nd Q: Kwani umesuka nywele?</div>
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A: Hapana. Nime'change kichwa!</div>
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-3rd Q: Kwani gari imeanguka?</div>
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A: Hapana. Ni dere' amei'park upside down!</div>
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-4th Q: How was ua night?</div>
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A: Sijui. Nilikuwa nimelala!</div>
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-5th Q: Hio gazeti ni ya leo?</div>
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A: Hapana. Ni yangu!</div>
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-6th Q:(H.O.D.) Umemwona prefect?</div>
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A:(student) Hapana. Sikuwa namtafuta!</div>
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-7th Q: News za leo zinasemaje?</div>
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A: Sijui. Sijaongea nazo!</div>
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MTEJA MFALME</div>
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Jamaa kapata kazi ya kuuza duka, siku</div>
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moja bosi wake kaingia ghafla dukani</div>
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kakuta ubishi mkali na kijana wake</div>
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anamtukana mteja. Akaamulia ugomvi,</div>
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mteja akaondoka;</div>
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MWENYE DUKA: Leo mi nakufukuza kazi,</div>
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mara ngapi na kuambia kuwa mteja ni</div>
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mfalme na analosema mteja ndio sahihi?</div>
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Kamwe usimbishie mteja, anachosema</div>
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wewe kubali, kwani utapata kovu gani</div>
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ukikubali?</div>
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JAMAA: Mteja yule kaja hapa akaanza</div>
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kusema mwenye duka hili, punguwani</div>
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hana akili</div>
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Panya alimeza kipande cha dhahabu mwenye</div>
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dhahabu akachanganyikiwa na kuamua</div>
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kumkodi mpelelezi mmoja ili aje amuue</div>
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panya aliyemeza dhahabu.</div>
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Mpelelezi alipofika alikuta panya zaidi ya 500</div>
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lakini alishangaa kumuona panya mmoja</div>
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kajitenga,ndipo alipomkamata na</div>
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kumuua,alipompasua akakuta kipande cha</div>
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dhahabu akamkabidhi mwenyewe.Yule</div>
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jamaa alipigwa na butwaaa huyu mpelelezi</div>
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alimjuaje yule panya ikabidi amuulize.</div>
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Jamaa:aisee we mkali,ulijuaje kama huyu</div>
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ndiye panya aliyemeza dhahabu?</div>
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Mpelelezi:- hawa panya nao ni kama raia</div>
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Watanzania wakiwa na mali hujitenga na</div>
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wenzao.</div>
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NAUZA DUNIA </div>
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MLEVI 1: Mi naweza kukununulia dunia</div>
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MLEVI 2: Huwezi</div>
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MLEVI 1: Nasema NAWEZA</div>
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MLEVI 2: Huwezi kwa sababu siuziiii</div>
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NILIKUWA NAKOJOA KISIRISIRI </div>
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Mlevi alikuwa anakojoa kando ya barabara,</div>
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mgambo akamzukia;</div>
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MGAMBO: We acha kukojoa funga zipu haraka.</div>
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Mlevi akafunga zipu haraka, mgambo akaondoka.</div>
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Mlevi akaanza kucheka</div>
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JIRANI: Sasa unacheka nini? MLEVI: Mi mtoto wa mjini bwana, yaani</div>
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nimemdanganya mgambo hivihivi?</div>
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JIRANI: Umefanya nini?</div>
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MLEVI: Nimefunga zipu lakini nikaendelea kukojoa</div>
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kisiri kwenye suruali mpaka nimemaliza,</div>
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na yule fala wala hakutambua.</div>
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Dongo janja alitumwa dukani na mama yake</div>
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kwenda kununua njegere. Akiwa njiani njegere</div>
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moja ilidondoka ikabiringika.</div>
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Alipoona hivyo akasema,</div>
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"Ahaa, kumbe mnajua kutembea!"</div>
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Akazimwaga zote chini huku akisema, "mimi natangulia mtanikuta nyumbani"</div>
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Alipofika nyumbani akaulizwa na mama yake,</div>
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"njegere ziko wapi?"</div>
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Naye akajibu,</div>
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"zipo njiani zinakuja!"</div>
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Mama akabaki domo wazi!</div>
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DAH KUMBE SINA KISUKARI</div>
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ASANTE</div>
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Mzee kaingia pharmacy,</div>
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MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu</div>
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naomba uonje nitakulipa</div>
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MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?....Mzee akatoa</div>
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kichupa na kijiko akaweka majimaji</div>
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yaliyomo kwenye kichupa kwenye kijiko</div>
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na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia</div>
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akatia yale maji mdomoni na</div>
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kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni</div>
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akionja;</div>
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MZEE: Nipe jibu, ina utamu wa sukari au</div>
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chumvi au pilipili?</div>
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MFAMASIA: Kama chumvichumvi</div>
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MZEE: Hakuna sukari</div>
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MFAMASIA: Sukari hakuna kabisa</div>
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MZEE: Loh asante chukua hii alfu tano</div>
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nashukuru sana, dokta alinambia nipime</div>
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mkojo wangu kama ninakisukari, kumbe</div>
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sina asante bwana mdogo</div>
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MSHTAKIWA UMESEMAJE?</div>
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HAKIMU: Mahakama imekuona huna hatia</div>
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uko huru,</div>
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MSHTAKIWA: Nakushukuru sana bwana</div>
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hakimu nakuhakikishia sitarudia tena kosa</div>
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hili</div>
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Mteja na Muuzaji.</div>
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Mteja:naomba chakula cha mbwa</div>
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Muuzaji:yuko wapi mbwa wako?</div>
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mteja:yuko nyumbani</div>
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Muuzaji:utanisamehe duka letu huwa</div>
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hatuwauzii wateja chakula cha mbwa bila ya</div>
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kumuona mbwa.</div>
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Zikapita siku mbili na mteja akaenda tena</div>
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dukani.</div>
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Mteja:naomba chakula cha paka</div>
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Muuzaji:Yuko wapi peke wako?</div>
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Mteja:yuko nyumbani</div>
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Muuzaji:samahani huwa hatuuzi chakula cha</div>
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paka bila ya kumuona paka mwenyewe;</div>
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Zikapita kama siku mbili mteja akaenda na</div>
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mfuko wa plastiki mpaka pale dukani;</div>
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Mteja:ingiza mkono wako ndani</div>
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Muuzaji:kwani kuna nini ndani?</div>
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Basi muuzaji akaamua kuingiza mkono</div>
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ndani ya ule mfuko</div>
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Muuzaji:kuna kuna kitu cha baridi?</div>
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Mteja:hicho ni kinyesi changu,nimekuja</div>
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uniuzie toilet paper.</div>
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INAONEKANA WATANZANIA</div>
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MNAPENDA SANA TEMBO WENU</div>
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Askari wa wanyama pori alikutwa na</div>
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watalii katikati ya mbuga za wanyama</div>
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analia;</div>
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MTALII: Mbona unalia</div>
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ASKARI: Tembo kafa</div>
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MTALII: Hee ndio unalia hivi? Inaonekana</div>
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Watanzania mnapenda sana tembo wenu.</div>
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ASKARI: Hapana wamenipa kazi ya</div>
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kumchimbia kaburi na kumzika</div>
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Mama: Mwanangu hebu mpigie simu baba yako mwambie chakula tayari.<br />
Mtoto: Sawa mama<br />
Basi mtoto akampigia simu babayake lakini hakumpata<br />
Mtoto: Mama simpati<br />
Mama: Basi subiri kama baada ya dakika tano mpigie tena inawezekana ni mambo ya network hayo.<br />
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Baada ya dakika tano mtoto akampigia tena baba yake<br />
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Mtoto:Mama mimi baba simpati simu yenyewe anapokea mwanamke<br />
Mama: kha! sawa mwanangu niachie mimi hili suala wewe nenda kale.<br />
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Baada kama ya dakika30 baba akabisha hodi akakaribishwa na bonge la kibao hajakaa vizuri akapigwa na sufuria mara mwiko ikawa ni balaa kwa kwenda mbele mume akazidiwa mara majirani wakaja kuamulia ugomvi,lakini majirani walipofika wakakamkuta mume yuko chini ya sofa hoi bin taabani<br />
Mama: Hivi we wa kunifanyia mimi hiviyaani unakwenda kwa wanawake zako na kuniacha mimi hapa nyumbani? mwanangu hebu waambie majirani yule mwanamke alipo pokea simu alisemaje?<br />
Mtoto: Alisema simu uliyopiga kwa sasa haipatikani jaribu tena baadae!<br />
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NICE WAYS OF ANSWERING BORING QUESTIONS.<br />
-1st Q: Unaenda tao na hii mvua?<br />
A: Hapana. Naenda na ile ingine!<br />
-2nd Q: Kwani umesuka nywele?<br />
A: Hapana. Nime'change kichwa!<br />
-3rd Q: Kwani gari imeanguka?<br />
A: Hapana. Ni dere' amei'park upside down!<br />
-4th Q: How was ua night?<br />
A: Sijui. Nilikuwa nimelala!<br />
-5th Q: Hio gazeti ni ya leo?<br />
A: Hapana. Ni yangu!<br />
-6th Q:(H.O.D.) Umemwona prefect?<br />
A:(student) Hapana. Sikuwa namtafuta!<br />
-7th Q: News za leo zinasemaje?<br />
A: Sijui. Sijaongea nazo!<br />
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MTEJA MFALME<br />
<br />
Jamaa kapata kazi ya kuuza duka, siku<br />
moja bosi wake kaingia ghafla dukani<br />
kakuta ubishi mkali na kijana wake<br />
anamtukana mteja. Akaamulia ugomvi,<br />
mteja akaondoka;<br />
MWENYE DUKA: Leo mi nakufukuza kazi,<br />
mara ngapi na kuambia kuwa mteja ni<br />
mfalme na analosema mteja ndio sahihi?<br />
Kamwe usimbishie mteja, anachosema<br />
wewe kubali, kwani utapata kovu gani<br />
ukikubali?<br />
JAMAA: Mteja yule kaja hapa akaanza<br />
kusema mwenye duka hili, punguwani<br />
hana akili<br />
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Panya alimeza kipande cha dhahabu mwenye<br />
dhahabu akachanganyikiwa na kuamua<br />
kumkodi mpelelezi mmoja ili aje amuue<br />
panya aliyemeza dhahabu.<br />
Mpelelezi alipofika alikuta panya zaidi ya 500<br />
lakini alishangaa kumuona panya mmoja<br />
kajitenga,ndipo alipomkamata na<br />
kumuua,alipompasua akakuta kipande cha<br />
dhahabu akamkabidhi mwenyewe.Yule<br />
jamaa alipigwa na butwaaa huyu mpelelezi<br />
alimjuaje yule panya ikabidi amuulize.<br />
Jamaa:aisee we mkali,ulijuaje kama huyu<br />
ndiye panya aliyemeza dhahabu?<br />
Mpelelezi:- hawa panya nao ni kama raia<br />
Watanzania wakiwa na mali hujitenga na<br />
wenzao.<br />
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NAUZA DUNIA<br />
<br />
MLEVI 1: Mi naweza kukununulia dunia<br />
MLEVI 2: Huwezi<br />
MLEVI 1: Nasema NAWEZA<br />
MLEVI 2: Huwezi kwa sababu siuziiii<br />
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NILIKUWA NAKOJOA KISIRISIRI<br />
<br />
Mlevi alikuwa anakojoa kando ya barabara,<br />
mgambo akamzukia;<br />
MGAMBO: We acha kukojoa funga zipu haraka.<br />
Mlevi akafunga zipu haraka, mgambo akaondoka.<br />
Mlevi akaanza kucheka<br />
JIRANI: Sasa unacheka nini? MLEVI: Mi mtoto wa mjini bwana, yaani<br />
nimemdanganya mgambo hivihivi?<br />
JIRANI: Umefanya nini?<br />
MLEVI: Nimefunga zipu lakini nikaendelea kukojoa<br />
kisiri kwenye suruali mpaka nimemaliza,<br />
na yule fala wala hakutambua.<br />
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Dongo janja alitumwa dukani na mama yake<br />
kwenda kununua njegere. Akiwa njiani njegere<br />
moja ilidondoka ikabiringika.<br />
Alipoona hivyo akasema,<br />
"Ahaa, kumbe mnajua kutembea!"<br />
Akazimwaga zote chini huku akisema, "mimi natangulia mtanikuta nyumbani"<br />
Alipofika nyumbani akaulizwa na mama yake,<br />
"njegere ziko wapi?"<br />
Naye akajibu,<br />
"zipo njiani zinakuja!"<br />
Mama akabaki domo wazi!<br />
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DAH KUMBE SINA KISUKARI<br />
ASANTE<br />
<br />
Mzee kaingia pharmacy,<br />
MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu<br />
naomba uonje nitakulipa<br />
MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?....Mzee akatoa<br />
kichupa na kijiko akaweka majimaji<br />
yaliyomo kwenye kichupa kwenye kijiko<br />
na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia<br />
akatia yale maji mdomoni na<br />
kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni<br />
akionja;<br />
MZEE: Nipe jibu, ina utamu wa sukari au<br />
chumvi au pilipili?<br />
MFAMASIA: Kama chumvichumvi<br />
MZEE: Hakuna sukari<br />
MFAMASIA: Sukari hakuna kabisa<br />
MZEE: Loh asante chukua hii alfu tano<br />
nashukuru sana, dokta alinambia nipime<br />
mkojo wangu kama ninakisukari, kumbe<br />
sina asante bwana mdogo<br />
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MSHTAKIWA UMESEMAJE?<br />
HAKIMU: Mahakama imekuona huna hatia<br />
uko huru,<br />
MSHTAKIWA: Nakushukuru sana bwana<br />
hakimu nakuhakikishia sitarudia tena kosa<br />
hili<br />
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Mteja na Muuzaji.<br />
<br />
Mteja:naomba chakula cha mbwa<br />
Muuzaji:yuko wapi mbwa wako?<br />
mteja:yuko nyumbani<br />
Muuzaji:utanisamehe duka letu huwa<br />
hatuwauzii wateja chakula cha mbwa bila ya<br />
kumuona mbwa.<br />
Zikapita siku mbili na mteja akaenda tena<br />
dukani.<br />
Mteja:naomba chakula cha paka<br />
Muuzaji:Yuko wapi peke wako?<br />
Mteja:yuko nyumbani<br />
Muuzaji:samahani huwa hatuuzi chakula cha<br />
paka bila ya kumuona paka mwenyewe;<br />
Zikapita kama siku mbili mteja akaenda na<br />
mfuko wa plastiki mpaka pale dukani;<br />
Mteja:ingiza mkono wako ndani<br />
Muuzaji:kwani kuna nini ndani?<br />
Basi muuzaji akaamua kuingiza mkono<br />
ndani ya ule mfuko<br />
Muuzaji:kuna kuna kitu cha baridi?<br />
Mteja:hicho ni kinyesi changu,nimekuja<br />
uniuzie toilet paper.<br />
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INAONEKANA WATANZANIA<br />
MNAPENDA SANA TEMBO WENU<br />
<br />
Askari wa wanyama pori alikutwa na<br />
watalii katikati ya mbuga za wanyama<br />
analia;<br />
MTALII: Mbona unalia<br />
ASKARI: Tembo kafa<br />
MTALII: Hee ndio unalia hivi? Inaonekana<br />
Watanzania mnapenda sana tembo wenu.<br />
ASKARI: Hapana wamenipa kazi ya<br />
kumchimbia kaburi na kumzika<br />
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Mambo vipi Ukilala Lala Salama Kumbatia mwili wangu Kama ukinikumbuka Sana Nipigie Kupitia Sim Yangu Matatizo Chuki Lawama Vumilia Mpenzi Wangu.</div>
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"""""Yule"""""</div>
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Anipendezae lazima nimkumbuke""</div>
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""nimpe salamu ""moyo"" </div>
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wangu ""uridhike""</div>
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""Nimuombee kwa</div>
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MWENYEZI ""MUNGU"" mabaya yamuepuke""</div>
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""na kila lililo la kheri kwake lisiondoke''"</div>
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""nakutakia''"</div>
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"ucku mwema"</div>
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Katika maisha nimejifunza mambo mengi ikiwemo,. Kupendwa, kupenda, kusamehe, kuvumilia, lakini nimeshindwa kujifunza kukusahau wewe kwa sababu umekuwa ukinikumbuka sana.. nakutakia a$ubuhi MWEMA</div>
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Nakupa HAI, kwa sababu uko HAI, usingekuwa HAI, ni vigumu kupewa HAI, basi nawe wape HAI, walio HAI, maana ni bahati kuwa HAI, wengi walitamani kuwa HAI, lakini wamepoteza UHAI, Usione najidai, ila mimi naringia UHAI, Haya basi pokea HAI, ili moyo wako ufurahi.</div>
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HAIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!</div>
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Babu kaja mjini kwa mwanawe toka kijjni, jioni kkribishwa mezani kwa chakula cha usk, akala aina 4 za vyakula na ma2nda akashiba. Mara akasikia "WE SOPHI, MLETEE BABU STIKI" Mzee akaropoka "JAMANI NIMESHIBA, STIKI," NIWEKEENI KESHO NTANYWEA CHAI". SOPHI akazimia kwa kucheka..!! </div>
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Kuna ugonjwa umeingia unaitwa UVOSI, umeusikia?Maana yake ni:</div>
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'UKOSEFU WA VOCHA KWENYE SIMU'</div>
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Dalili zake ni:-</div>
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(a)Kubeep</div>
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(b)Tafadhali nipigie</div>
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(c)Tafadhali niongeze pesa </div>
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(d) Kuangalia salio kila mara mpaka dole gumba liote sugu. Naskia wewe ni muathirika wa ugonjwa huo,Kama ni uongo nipigie sasa hivi.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-60663632995071942752013-12-15T13:40:00.000+03:002013-12-15T13:40:15.281+03:00mapenzi kitu ajabu 1. Mapenzi kitu ajabu, yakutia bumbuwazi<br />
Yakufanya uwe bubu, kujibu huwa huwezi<br />
Shubiri kwako zabibu, na vitamu huviwezi.<br />
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2. Wamkuta kaemewa, asemayo hayajuwi<br />
Aumba akiumbuwa, aona maruwiruwi<br />
Vigumu kumuopowa, na kwa ngisi kumvuwi.<br />
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3. Hukumbuka ya zamani, yote walofanyiana<br />
Nyumbani barabarani, ayaona kama jana<br />
Akili yake ya nyani, aruka inagongana.<br />
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4. Wangoja nyota ya jaha, kutwa wewe unahaha<br />
Mawazo yako silaha, akukwaaye usaha<br />
Usifanyiwe msaha, waugeuza karaha.<br />
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5. Kalelewa kaleleka, utani kwake ni mwiko<br />
Njiani yeye na kaka, hapokei mualiko<br />
Ghadhabu zake za paka, hapendi maziko. </span> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-3637540681148825072013-08-07T17:15:00.000+03:002013-08-07T17:15:02.472+03:00sms ya wiki<div style="text-align: center;">
ITAKUA" Kama "NDOTO" Pale "MOYO" Wangu Utakapozima Kama "MSHUMAA" Uliopulizwa Kwa Upepo. Utatamani Niamke Angalau Usikie "SAUTI" Yangu Lakini Utakuwa Tayari Umeshachelewa. "KILIO, HUZUNI, SIMANZI Na MAJONZI" Zitakuwa Zimetanda Katika Kuta Za "MOYO" Wako. MACHOZI" Yatakutoka Kila Utakapokumbuka UCHESHI Wangu Na Moyo Utakuwa Mpweke Kila Utakapoiona NAMBA Yangu Kwenye Simu Yako. Utatamani Uifute Ila Roho Itakuuma Kwa Kuwa Umenizoea. Hivyo Jaribu Kufurahia uwepo wangu angali nipo hai.tusameheane hakika sisi nibinadamu hatujakamilika.hakuna ambaye sio mkosefu</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13457940213078922944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518686476351509867.post-37568624259862437052013-08-07T04:23:00.001+03:002013-08-07T04:23:19.922+03:00story ya upendo<div style="text-align: center;">
STORY NZURI</div>
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YA UPENDO </div>
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Kulikuwa na vipepeo wawili
waliokuwa wanapendana sana, siku 1 waliamua kucheza mchezo wa mahaba.
Waliweka ua na walipanga kesho ambaye atakuja mapema na kukaa juu ya UA,
atakuwa anampenda mwenzake zaidi. Asubuhi kipepeo jike alienda mapema
sana na kukaa juu ya UA.</div>
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Masikini kumbe dume alifika tangu jana kumwonesha mpenzi wake ni jinsi gani anavyompenda...!!</div>
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Jee...!! wewe, utamuonesha nini umpendaye ili aone ni kiac gani</div>
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