wazo la leo

japo maisha popote lakini huwezi kuishi
chooni
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Hata uwe na magari millioni chooni lazima utaenda kwa miguu.
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vitungu ,nyanya , carot navyo ni
viungo lakini havipangwi kwenye match.
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usiteme Big G kwa karanga za kuonjeshwa
Usiache mbachao kwa msala upitao
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Kulia na kucheka zote ni kelele!
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mlango wa gunia hauwekwi komeo...
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Kama kutoa ni moyo basi kujumlisha ni figo.
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UKISIKIA KITUO CHA POLISI KINAUZWA NIJULISHE
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hata uwe na mdomo mkubwa vipi huwezi
kuimba kwaya peke yako
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Kiwembe nacho kinakata ila hakina diwani.!!
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Hata uwe na habari nzito kiasi gani
huwezi omba mtu akutwishe..!
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Hata habari ziwe moto moto kiasi gani
haziwezi kuunguza gazeti.
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taa kila siku inawashwa lakini nashangaa haijikuni
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Kumbuka Rushwa haina risiti..!!
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Mtindi nao unaganda lakini haumenywi kabla ya kula..!!
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Kama mtoto mdogo ni MCHANGA basi mtu mzima ni SEMENTI
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Na hata uwe na vurugu vipi wakati wa kujisaidi lazima utulie
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Hata Mti unaota ingawa haulali usingizi....!!
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Dobi nae ni mpiga pasi hodari
lakini kamwe hasikiki kwenye klabu za soka
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WAZO LA FASTAFASTA: Heshima pesa shikamoo makelele
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hata draft lina vyumba lakini havipangishwi..!!
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Na vile vile kukaa karibu na mahakama sio kujua sheria
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Kuku nae ni ndege sema tu hatui Aiport
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WAZO LA CHAPCHAP: Japo jogoo anawahi kumka hawezi fungua mlango.
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Hata Pundamilia ana mistari, sema tu hana mkwanja wa kuingia studio
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Ujinga ni kuifanyia lamination ATM card.
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Ebwana hata kama unapenda kuonja namna gani. Huwezi onja maji ya ugali
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Mwanamke tabia, sura hata mbuzi anayo
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Hata uwe DJ mkali namna gani huwezi piga wimbo wa taifa disco
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Lakini kumbuka, hata ujue kuendesha gari kiasi gani,
tumbo la kuhara halina leseni.
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Kumbuka unaweza shika kila kitu
 lakini huwezi kuishika adabu..!!
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serikali itapandisha kila kitu
 lakini haiwezi kupandisha mashetani
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kusoma kuelewa kufaulu matokeo
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Tumia kichwa kufikiria siyo
 kufugia nywele pekee
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gunia tupu halisimami
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"Hata chupi ichakae vipi huwezi kufanya dekio"
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"Na hata uwe na haraka kiasi gani
 huwezi funga supu kwa gazeti
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Lakini kumbuka hata uwe
kinyozi hodari kiasi gani,
 huwezi nyoa kichwa cha habari.
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Daah kutembea kwangu kote
 sijaona mwanajeshi zeruzeru!!
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Hata uwe dereva kiasi gani huwezi
piga norinda treni.
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Lakini kumbuka: Utaosha vyombo
vyote,lakini huwezi kuosha vyombo
 vya habari
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Kumpiga chura teke ni kumuongezea mwendo
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